Violent Acres is The Real Slim Shady

If V runs out of clever ideas there are plenty of brilliant catchphrases already written.

May I have your attention please?

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he

We ain't nothing but mammals

there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

fuck him and fuck you too

Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

I have been sent here to destroy you

there's a million of us just like me who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me

I'm only givin you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

I got the balls to say it in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all

this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

put one of those fingers on each hand up

be proud to be outta your mind and outta control